Free eBook This Is This Country: The official book of the BAFTA award-winning show By Kerry Mucklowe –

Listen Up Chumps, Basically The Vicar Asked Us To Edit The Parish Newsletter This Month, We Weren T Gonna Do It At First Cos The Vicar Said I Want You To Channel Your Energy Into Doing Something Creative , Which He Knows Brings Back Kurtan S PTSD Cos Our Old Woodwork Teacher Mr Perkins Used To Say It To Him All The Time, And When Kurtan Actually DID Channel His Energy Into Something Creative He Managed To Sand Down Some MDF To Make A Back Scratcher And Darren Lacey Pointed At It And Laughed And Called It An Abomination To Woodwork , Which Made Kurtan Throw A Chair Across The Room In Rage And One Of The Chair Legs Hit Rob Robinson And Left A Dent In His ForeheadSo We Decided To Write This Newsletter Cos People Need To The Know The REAL S That Goes Down In Our Village, It Ain T Just Fetes And Duck Races You Know It S Proper F Up All The Best,Kerry And Kurtanps Kurtan Wants To Make It Clear That Although This Newsletter Is In Book Format It Does Not Make Him Any Of The Following Book WormBook BummerBoffinNerd AlertThe Lion, The Witch And The Book Wormpchokengtitiktitikchokengs If You Don T Buy This Newsletter That S Fine, But We Are Getting A Percent Of The Profits To Donate To The Kerry Mucklowe Eating Fund, So If You Don T Buy It I Ll Basically Starve Which Is Fine If Your Conscience Can Deal With That Utter Headfchokengtitiktitiktitiktitikchokengs If You Were Offended By Any Of The Contents In This Newsletter Please Post Your Complaints To PO BOX GET STUFFED

8 thoughts on “This Is This Country: The official book of the BAFTA award-winning show

  1. says:

    Thus book is hilarious Bigger book than what u thought which is great Funny, hysterical from start to finish

  2. says:

    Great book for fans of This Country funny throughout, a brilliant companion to the show.

  3. says:

    Myself and partner love This Country Mucklowe Magic and I bought this as a gift Very well received and I m getting a cheeky read of it when she s out Recommend.

  4. says:

    It s ok, but a bit disappointed, as I m a big fan of the TV series I was exspecting something better.

  5. says:

    This Country the TV show is one of the most perfect comedies ever to emerge and is written and performed with skill, warmth and compassion This companion book is similarly hilarious and utterly joyful The Coopers are staggeringly talented writers I can t praise this enough.

  6. says:

    Bought as present and was told it was very good reading

  7. says:

    Would thoroughly recommend, a very funny book

  8. says:

    Brilliant follow up to both of the series very funny from start to finish